First Impressions
Going in, my partner and I checked the runtime and thought we were about to sit through some long snoozefest. Nearly three hours? That’s usually a red flag. But honestly, this movie was genuinely fucking entertaining. It kept me hooked from start to finish.
Casting & Performances
The casting was spot on. And guess what? It wasn’t just “The DiCaprio Show.” Every actor had their moment, and every character felt like they actually belonged in this insane world. Sean Penn as Lockjaw deserves a special shoutout, his performance was iconic, unforgettable, and maybe even a little disturbing. Lockjaw is going to live rent free in my head forever, and I still can’t decide if that’s a good thing or a curse.
Themes Beneath the Madness
The movie doesn’t just flirt with bigger issues, it beats you over the head with them. It’s loud, it’s brash, and it’s very clear about what it’s saying on fascism in the U.S. and the derangement of power. There’s no subtlety, no room for misinterpretation. It’s part political commentary, part rock concert of chaos, and it somehow works. You’re getting education pieces and absolute carnage at the same time.
Pacing & Tone
For a movie that clocks in at 2 hours and 50 minutes, it flew by. I didn’t get bored once. The pacing was tight, the battles rolled into each other seamlessly, and the tone balanced the in-your-face social commentary with moments where you just sit back and think, what the fuck did I just witness? It’s ridiculous, but never so far gone that you don’t buy into it.
Verdict
Brilliantly cast, brilliantly paced, and way more fun than I expected for something this long. The mix of chaotic entertainment and blunt political messaging made it stand out. One Battle After Another isn’t just watchable, it’s memorable.
Score: 4.5/5
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