Author: Movie Mumbles
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Tenet (2020) – Nolan’s Big Brain Fuckery
Tenet was fun, yeah — but it didn’t hit anywhere near the level of Inception. Nolan clearly wanted to melt brains again, and while I was entertained, half the time I felt like I was being force-fed information and all I could think of was “fuck writing a review for this madness”. Plot / ConceptTime…
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Eddington (2025) – Slow Start, But Worth the Ride
Eddington starts slower than a snail on sedatives. I legit thought I was in for two hours of cinematic torture, and I wasn’t alone—two poor bastards in my screening actually walked out 20 minutes in. At that point, I almost wished I’d joined them. The ShiftThen—bam—something happens. Something big. The whole damn tone and direction…
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Weapons (2025) – Plot Hole Lane
Watching Weapons felt like taking your childhood BMX with no suspension down a road full of potholes—one bigger than the next. I came in expecting a thrilling story, and while the concept was interesting, the execution left me scratching my head more than once. Plot BriefThe movie follows multiple characters over the course of roughly…
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