Movie Mumbles

Just another dude who likes movies

Tag: film

  • Dogma – Mumbles

    Bartleby’s Fall Affleck’s turn as Bartleby is one of the most underrated performances in Kevin Smith’s whole universe. The slow burn from weary angel to full-blown zealot is brutal to watch but impossible to look away from. His monologues about faith, purpose, and punishment hit harder than you’d expect in a movie where Jay threatens…

  • One Battle After Another: Chaos, Carnage, and Commentary

    First Impressions Going in, my partner and I checked the runtime and thought we were about to sit through some long snoozefest. Nearly three hours? That’s usually a red flag. But honestly, this movie was genuinely fucking entertaining. It kept me hooked from start to finish. Casting & Performances The casting was spot on. And…

  • Spinal Tap II – The End Continues (2025) – Legacy, Laughter, and Fuckery

    The Feel I liked the feel of the movie, it really did feel like the first. They leaned into that same mockumentary awkwardness, the kind of humor that sneaks up on you rather than trying too hard. The comedy isn’t quite at the same level as the original, but that’s almost impossible anyway — it’s…

  • Weapons (2025) Mumbles

    Right, strap in — this flick’s got more holes than Swiss cheese. Let’s peel back the layers and see what’s actually left: 2:17 a.m. — the big recurring number is at least explained: it’s the exact time Gladys snapped that twig to take control of the kids. Fair enough, mystery solved… except it still feels…

  • Tenet (2020) – Nolan’s Big Brain Fuckery

    Tenet was fun, yeah — but it didn’t hit anywhere near the level of Inception. Nolan clearly wanted to melt brains again, and while I was entertained, half the time I felt like I was being force-fed information and all I could think of was “fuck writing a review for this madness”. Plot / ConceptTime…

  • Weapons (2025) – Plot Hole Lane

    Weapons (2025) – Plot Hole Lane

    Watching Weapons felt like taking your childhood BMX with no suspension down a road full of potholes—one bigger than the next. I came in expecting a thrilling story, and while the concept was interesting, the execution left me scratching my head more than once. Plot BriefThe movie follows multiple characters over the course of roughly…