Tag: Spoilers
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Dogma – Mumbles
Bartleby’s Fall Affleck’s turn as Bartleby is one of the most underrated performances in Kevin Smith’s whole universe. The slow burn from weary angel to full-blown zealot is brutal to watch but impossible to look away from. His monologues about faith, purpose, and punishment hit harder than you’d expect in a movie where Jay threatens…
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One Battle After Another – Mumbles
Lockjaw Unleashed Sean Penn absolutely dominated every frame he was in. Lockjaw is one of those characters that shouldn’t work on paper, completely unhinged, unpredictable, and just slightly terrifying, but Penn makes him magnetic. You can’t look away. Every line delivery feels like a threat wrapped in performance art. The man steals the movie and…
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Spinal Tap II: The End Continues (2025) – Mumbles
Nigel & His Cheese Nigel’s cheese obsession is next-level. The fact he actually had a stash hidden in the back of his guitar was ridiculous even by Spinal Tap standards. Him treating it with this soft-spoken reverence, like it was holy relics instead of dairy. The Drummer The drummer was awesome — she gave the…
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Weapons (2025) Mumbles
Right, strap in — this flick’s got more holes than Swiss cheese. Let’s peel back the layers and see what’s actually left: 2:17 a.m. — the big recurring number is at least explained: it’s the exact time Gladys snapped that twig to take control of the kids. Fair enough, mystery solved… except it still feels…
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Tenet (2020) Mumbles
*Spoilers* Right, let’s get this straight: I don’t hate women, I don’t hate children (most of the time), but holy hell did Nolan milk the “I’m only doing this for my child” trope to death. We get it. She loves her kid. No need to remind us every five minutes while she tortures herself about…
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